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   This is scary because it is so true!!!!

                  Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York
.
    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by
drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there
all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might
live in Upstate New York.

  If you're proud that your region makes the national news
96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest
spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than
any other major city in the US , you might live in
Upstate NY.

  If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through
May, you might live in Upstate New York .
  If you get 131 inches of snow in a week and you comment
that 'winter's finally here,' you might live near
Oswego in Upstate New York.

  If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months
out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in
Upstate New York.

  If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance,
and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate
NY.

  If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New
York.

  If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you
might live in Upstate New York.

  If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate
New York.

  YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKE R WHEN:

*"Vacation" means going south past Syracuse for the weekend. *

  *You measure distance in hours. *

*You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. *

*You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. *

*You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching. *

*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.*

*You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to
use them. *

*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. *

*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
*

*You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction *

*You can identify a southern or eastern accent. *

*Down South to you means Corning . *

*Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed. *
*You go out for a fish fry every Friday.*

*Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.*

*You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.*

*You find 10 degrees "a little chilly." And 55 is shorts weather.*

*You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Upstate New York friends and to those who used to live here and
left(chickens).*

-- 
*Oswego County Newsletter Blog:*
*http://countylegion-volneyvet.blogspot.com/
<http://countylegion-volneyvet.blogspot.com/>*

*GOD BLESS THE USA!*

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