Off-Topic

[Robert Marella]

On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 22:56:47 +0100
Roland Smith <rsmith at xs4all.nl> wrote:

> On Tue, Dec 13, 2005 at 09:35:18PM +0000, Uncle Deejy-Pooh wrote:
> > We've another contender for the 'Signature-of-the-Forum' award.
> > This one spotted from Jayesh Jayan:
> >    "The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better", so I
> > installed Linux."
> > Although I'm SURE it should read "..... FreeBSD" !
> > 
> > But, still in No1 spot:
> > Windows: "Where do you want to go today?"
> > Linux: "Where do you want to go tomorrow?"
> > FreeBSD: "Are you guys coming or what?"
> 
> A few choicy ones:
> 
> I sense much NT in you.
> NT leads to Bluescreen.
> Bluescreen leads to downtime.
> Downtime leads to suffering.
> NT is the path to the darkside.
> Powerful Unix is.
> 
> C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
> 
> Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate!
> 
> For a new monitor, nail here: [x]
> 
> Unix was not designed to stop people from doing stupid things, because
> that would also stop them from doing clever things.
>  -- Doug Gwyn
> 
> Windows caters to everyone as though they are idiots. UNIX makes no
> such assumption. It assumes you know what you are doing, and presents
> the challenge of figuring it out for yourself if you don't.
> 
> MCSE: Must Consult Someone Experienced
> 
> The No. 1 remote administration tool for Windows NT is a car.
> 
> The best way to accellerate a computer running Windows is at 9.81
> m/s^2
> 
> Unix _is_ user-friendly. It's just a little picky about who it's
> friends are.
> 
> When in doubt, use brute force
>  -- Ken Thompson
> 
> 
> Roland

FreeBSD is as easy as 1 + 1 = 10