svn commit: r193610 - in stable/7/games/fortune: . datfiles fortune
edwin at FreeBSD.org
Sun Jun 7 04:49:26 UTC 2009
Date: Sun Jun 7 04:49:23 2009
New Revision: 193610
MFC of r193486
Misc fixed to fortunes
Submitted by: Niclas Zeising <niclas.zeising at gmail.com>
stable/7/games/fortune/ (props changed)
stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/ (props changed)
stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips (props changed)
stable/7/games/fortune/fortune/ (props changed)
--- stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Jun 7 04:45:50 2009 (r193609)
+++ stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sun Jun 7 04:49:23 2009 (r193610)
@@ -674,8 +674,9 @@ Liza Minnelli.
... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
- 12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4) 2
- ---------------------- + 5(11) = 9 + 0
+ 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
+ ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
A dozen, a gross and a score,
@@ -758,7 +759,7 @@ his honeymoon a chastened man. He'd bec
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
- A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
+ A father gave his teenage daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday. An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
@@ -2541,7 +2542,7 @@ library and I'm half way through the sec
should find what I'm looking for by mid May. I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe
-"The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC". It's based on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except
+"The Paper Chase: IBM vs. DEC". It's based on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except
that it's centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left
@@ -2935,7 +2936,7 @@ Esther and hustle them off to prison.
They can't prove who they are because they've left their
passports in their hotel room. For three weeks they're tortured day
and night to get them to name their contacts in the liberation
-movement.. Finally they're hauled in front of a military court,
+movement. Finally they're hauled in front of a military court,
charged with espionage, and sentenced to death.
The next morning they're lined up in front of the wall where
they'll be shot. The sergeant in charge of the firing squad asks them
@@ -2992,7 +2993,7 @@ a girl should not do before twenty."
"Your mother is right," said the executive, "I don't like a large
- NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of
+ NEW YORK -- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of
directors unanimously rejected the $11 billion takeover bid by Philip
Morris and Co. A Kraft spokesman stated in a press conference that the
offer was rejected because the $90-per-share bid did not reflect the
@@ -4077,7 +4078,7 @@ right! Can I have a dollar?"
The master programmer moves from program to program without fear. No
change in management can harm him. He will not be fired, even if the project
-is canceled. Why is this? He is filled with the Tao.
+is canceled. Why is this? He is filled with the Tao.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all
@@ -4242,7 +4243,7 @@ With a lot of these folks you'd have to
make sure that they are Earthlings. Then there's the police. In Portland,
when some guy goes bananas, the cops rope off a sixteen block area around
him and call a shrink from the medical school who stands atop a patrol car
-with a megaphone and shouts, "OK! THIS! ALL! STARTED! WHEN! YOU! WERE!
+with a megaphone and shouts, "OK! THIS! ALL! STARTED! WHEN! YOU! WERE!
THREE! YEARS! OLD! ON! ACCOUNT! OF! YOUR MOTHER! RIGHT? SO! LET'S!
TALK! ABOUT! IT!" Down here they don't waste that kind of time. The LAPD
has SWAT teams composed of guys who make Darth Vader look like Mr. Peepers.
@@ -4377,7 +4378,7 @@ against a wall, and this was inscribed o
warlord Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design:
an accounting package or an operating system?"
"An operating system," replied the programmer.
- The warlord uttered an exclamation of disbelief. "Surely an
+ The warlord uttered an exclamation of disbelief. "Surely an
accounting package is trivial next to the complexity of an operating
system," he said.
"Not so," said the programmer, "when designing an accounting package,
@@ -4387,7 +4388,7 @@ tax laws. By contrast, an operating sys
appearances. When designing an operating system, the programmer seeks the
simplest harmony between machine and ideas. This is why an operating system
is easier to design."
- The warlord of Wu nodded and smiled. "That is all good and well,"
+ The warlord of Wu nodded and smiled. "That is all good and well,"
he said, "but which is easier to debug?"
The programmer made no reply.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
@@ -4828,7 +4829,7 @@ invariably he can't speak English, and i
sure, little lady, it's eleven-thirty. Wanna get high?
Don't bother thinking that instant lust will turn into the real thing.
It may, but then you may also wake up one morning to find you're the Queen of
-- Cynthia Hemiel, "Sex Tips for Girls"
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last,
@@ -5270,9 +5271,9 @@ marked "450 volts", react as you would n
For those who have had too much of Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos.
Tired of being genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how
to be a little phony again? Have you disclosed so much that you're
-beginning to avoid people? Have you touched so many people that
-they're all beginning to feel the same? Like to be a little dependent?
-Are perfect orgasms beginning to bore you? Would you like, for once,
+beginning to avoid people? Have you touched so many people that
+they're all beginning to feel the same? Like to be a little dependent?
+Are perfect orgasms beginning to bore you? Would you like, for once,
not to express a feeling? Or better yet, not be in touch with it at
all? Come to us. We promise to relieve you of the burden of your
@@ -6572,7 +6573,7 @@ A critic is a bundle of biases held loos
-- Whitney Balliett
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels
-qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic
+qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic
in this; he is unbiased -- he hates all creative people equally.
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
@@ -7264,7 +7265,7 @@ A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad
right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you
-know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
+know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
little kid then says, "Well, if you know when I'm bad and when I'm good,
then how come you don't know what I want for Christmas?"
--- stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sun Jun 7 04:45:50 2009 (r193609)
+++ stable/7/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sun Jun 7 04:49:23 2009 (r193610)
@@ -1636,7 +1636,7 @@ Jerry Falwell, would get upset about see
claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in
his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
- "Yes," he admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course, but
+ "Yes," he admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course, but
not much good in a fight."
The devout Jew was beside himself because his son had been dating
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