Funny slogans to put on tshirts

[en0f]

Redd Vinylene wrote:
> Hello guys,
> 
> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a
> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something
> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help?
> Alright, much obliged, thanks.
> 

* hold it right there buddy.
+ <silent>

* that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression...
+ <silent>

* you're one of those condescending unix computer users!
+ here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer.

:P)

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	en0f