[Total OT] Trying to improve some numbers ...

Daniel A. ldrada at gmail.com
Fri Feb 17 02:50:34 PST 2006


(Oops, sorry, forgot to cc)

Nope... the IP "number" are the measures of your penis.
Like this: [length].[width].[height].[Unidentified value of fourth dimension]

With IPv6, we now measure our IP with a whole four extra dimensions.


Yeah, it's rather complicated.

On 2/17/06, Glenn Dawson <glenn at antimatter.net> wrote:
> At 02:32 PM 2/16/2006, Daniel A. wrote:
> > > What exactly do you want to measure to make what decision?
> > >
> > >         Do you want to find out how much [%] your OS is available
> > >         whithout load just patching it with the latest SA
> > recommended                   patches?
> > >
> > >         Do you want to find out how much [%] your OS is available
> > >         [can serve 100 FTP users simultaneously at wire speed
> > >         with this NIC]
> > >         just patching it with the latest SA recommended patches?
> > >
> > >         Do you want see how long an unpatched OS version can keep it up
> > >         without any patches or interaction whatsoever?
> > >
> > >         etc.
> >
> >None of the above.
> >It measures your internet-penis.
> >The guy who has had his FreeBSD 3.3 box up running since the dawn of
> >times, has the longest internet-penis in the world.
>
>
> And all this time I thought IP stood for Internet Protocol...
>
>
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