I think my spell-checker is depressed

[illoai at gmail.com]

On 24/05/07, Darren Pilgrim <freebsd at bitfreak.org> wrote:
> So I was writing an email in which I was discussing a JRE-based piece of
> software and a port in the sysutils directory.  The spell-checker marks
> "JRE" and "sysutils".  The suggested replacements?  "DIRE" and
> "futility's".

How to Help a Depressed [Program]

Engage the depressed [program] in conversation and
listen carefully. Do not disparage feelings expressed,
but point out realities and offer hope. Do not ignore
remarks about suicide. Report them to the depressed
[program]'s therapist. Invite the depressed [program] for
walks, outings, to the movies, and other activities. Be
gently insistent if your invitation is refused.

I hope this is on a laptop and not a proliant ML.

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