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[Allen]

On Sunday 02 April 2006 9:43 pm, Michael Hernandez wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2006, at 10:31 PM, Yuri Grebenkin wrote:
> > Please forgive me for this message. And still... Yesterday was my
> > 'Happy' Birthday. I planned to celebrate it in other city. My
> > flight was cancelled, I've broken my leg on ice and can't even
> > stay, I've lost girlfriend and it was observed by many people. That
> > all in my birthday! Sorry. Damn it.

Lol sounds like a great Birthday to me:

You don't have a GF, you can tell strippers it's your Bday.

You broke you leg, tell the Dr it hurts like hell and ask for some Vicodin.

Your flight was cancelled but you can fly with the pain killers.

What's the problem?