Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!!

[Lowell Gilbert]

Matthew Jacob <lydianconcepts at gmail.com> writes:

> What an amusing rant. As far as I can tell, I've always been banned
> from your Inbox whether I called you BIll, Paul, Wpaul, or
> OMisterWizard!

He's just got too many first names.
Like you.  
And me.  [I've got *three* names that can be first *or* last, and
that's not even counting the fact that I also answer to my wife's last
name...]