svn commit: r199026 - stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles

[Doug Barton]

Author: dougb
Date: Sat Nov  7 22:27:34 2009
New Revision: 199026
URL: http://svn.freebsd.org/changeset/base/199026

Log:
  MFC r199023:
  Move VCS fortune to fortunes-o
  
  MFC 199025:
  Sort fortune

Modified:
  stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
  stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
Directory Properties:
  stable/8/games/fortune/   (props changed)
  stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/   (props changed)

Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
==============================================================================
--- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sat Nov  7 22:13:29 2009	(r199025)
+++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes	Sat Nov  7 22:27:34 2009	(r199026)
@@ -69,6 +69,17 @@ either.  If you need some help, give us 
 
 		-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
 %
+			   1/2
+	12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4                    2
+	----------------------  +  5 * 11  =  9  +  0
+		  7
+
+A dozen, a gross and a score,
+Plus three times the square root of four,
+	Divided by seven,
+	Plus five times eleven,
+Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
+%
 			-- Gifts for Children --
 
 This is easy.  You never have to figure out what to get for children,
@@ -674,17 +685,6 @@ Liza Minnelli.
 %
 	... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
 %
-			   1/2
-	12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4                    2
-	----------------------  +  5 * 11  =  9  +  0
-		  7
-
-A dozen, a gross and a score,
-Plus three times the square root of four,
-	Divided by seven,
-	Plus five times eleven,
-Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
-%
 	7,140	pounds on the Sun
 	   97	pounds on Mercury or Mars
 	  255	pounds on Earth
@@ -2516,12 +2516,6 @@ other people to screw things up when you
 yourself for far less money.  This article can help you.
 		-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 %
-	I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software
-world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy
-it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques
-are ever voiced in public.
-              -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems
-%
 	"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided.  "The pin I'm wearing
 means I'm a member of the IA.  That's Inamorati Anonymous.  An inamorato is
 somebody in love.  That's the worst addiction of all."
@@ -33071,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
 %
 May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
 %
+May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
+Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
+		-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
+%
 May all your PUSHes be POPped.
 %
 May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
@@ -59770,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the 
 and now you're telling me just to be myself?
 		-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
 %
+You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. 
+Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors 
+wear sunglasses 24/7,  and orbiting satellites have officially picked up 
+and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
+        
+You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now 
+if only you could get a good picture of it.
+        
+Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. 
+		-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
+%
 You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.
 		-- Gary Giddens
 %
@@ -59810,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father
 Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 	People are always available for work in the past tense.
 %
-You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. 
-Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors 
-wear sunglasses 24/7,  and orbiting satellites have officially picked up 
-and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
-        
-You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now 
-if only you could get a good picture of it.
-        
-Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. 
-		-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
-%
-May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
-Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
-		-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
-%

Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
==============================================================================
--- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real	Sat Nov  7 22:13:29 2009	(r199025)
+++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real	Sat Nov  7 22:27:34 2009	(r199026)
@@ -1153,6 +1153,12 @@ and stuck it in my back."
 	"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
 		-- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_
 %
+	I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software
+world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy
+it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques
+are ever voiced in public.
+              -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems
+%
 	"I'll tell ya, Jeb," Wilbur said to his friend, "the tractor
 business ain't doin' too well.  I ain't sold one all month.
 	"You think you've got problems?" Jeb replied.  "The other day, I went