Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!!

[Jim Thompson]

On May 16, 2005, at 10:58 AM, Chris wrote:

> Bill Paul wrote:
>> Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next
>> five minutes and READ THIS!!
>> You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and
>> read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud.
>> No no, go back and do it again.
>> Again!
>> You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does 
>> *********NOT*********
>> say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?!
>> No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason.
>> the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!!
>> Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!!
>> Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!!
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> Dear Paul ...

No no no.  The walrus was Paul.