Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!!

greg at grokking.org greg at grokking.org
Mon May 16 14:21:03 PDT 2005


greg at grokking.org wrote:
> Bill Paul wrote:
> 
>>Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next
>>five minutes and READ THIS!!
>>
>>You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and
>>read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud.
>>
>>No no, go back and do it again.
>>
>>Again!
>>
>>You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does *********NOT*********
>>say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?!
>>
>>No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason.
>>the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!!
>>
>>Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!!
>>Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!!
>>
>>              ____    _____   _        _        _   _ 
>>             |  _ \  |_   _| | |      | |      | | | |
>>             | |_) |   | |   | |      | |      | | | |
>>             |  _ <    | |   | |      | |      | | | |
>>             | |_) |  _| |_  | |____  | |____  |_| |_|
>>             |____/  |_____| |______| |______| (_) (_)
>>
>>
>>I can carve it into your skull with a rusty railroad spike if that
>>would make it easier to remember!
>>
>>Do **************NOT*************** send me e-mails opening with
>>"Dear Paul!" That is _NOT_ my name! I don't care if you don't speak
>>english as a first language, are distracted, tired, confused, retarded
>>or the President of the United States: if you can't manage to scrape
>>together enough neurons to correctly choose which one of two lousy
>>syllables to use when addressing me, then I would rather never hear
>>from you at all!!!!!!
>>
>>I am not kidding around here! I've been beating my brains out for
>>you rotten bastards for ten lousy years, and after all that time
>>I expect you to at least do me the courtesty of GETTING MY STUPID
>>NAME RIGHT!!!!!
>>
>>This crap has been going on for years. It ends now. Anybody who's
>>dumb enough to send me an e-mail addressed to "Paul" instead of "Bill"
>>will be permanently banned from my inbox. I don't care if you're on
>>fire and need me to put you out: you will become persona non grata
>>and you will stay that way. Furthermore, anybody who screws up and
>>gets my name wrong in person will quickly find themselves beaten, 
>>ground into a fine powder and sprinkled over Richard Stallman's
>>oatmeal!!!
>>
>>And no, I don't want to hear your lousy comments on the matter!
>>Don't follow up!! Don't reply!! Just nod quietly and DON'T MAKE THIS
>>MISTAKE AGAIN!!!!
>>
>>-Bill   <------------ SEE!!! LOOK!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!!
>>
> 
> 
> 
> So...Paul...did you have a question regarding FreeBSD? :)
> [ducks and runs for cover]
> _______________________________________________


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