Programmer joke...

Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P. kdk at daleco.biz
Wed Mar 17 10:49:58 PST 2004


Anyone got a good programmer joke?

An Italian guy on a forum I read told this one:

/There are 4 programmers. One does PHP,
one PASCAL, one C, and the last is a JAVA guru....

The PHP guy says...
"Why doesn't this work! "

function greets()
{
echo $foo;
}

$foo="Hello world";
greets();

The PASCAL guy answers: "Just one thing: keep out the ';' after the 
'echo' instruction..."
The C guy says: "Just one problem: you are missing the void() before the 
function declaration..."
The JAVA guy: "I see about 1000 errors... you need to make a class, then 
inherit it,
        while do this, you have to... bla, bla, bla...."/

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:-)

Kevin Kinsey


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