bsd daemon chick wallpaper??
Bill Moran
wmoran at potentialtech.com
Thu Jun 19 07:53:08 PDT 2003
Paul Robinson wrote:
> On Wed, Jun 18, 2003 at 01:25:26PM -0400, Bill Moran wrote:
>
>>I can hardly blame her, but you'd think the women who actually post personal
>>ads would respond to me. My opening lines can't be that bad, can they?
>
> You have to do it the way everybody else does it and "adapt". In other
> words, must relationships start out because they're based on lies and
> bullshit.
Oh. See, there's where I'm having trouble. I'll have to work on being a
better lying bullshitter.
>>"Foul-mouthed, compulsive male seeks gorgeous female who grocks pointers and
>>encyrption math.
>
> Confident and focused male seeks lady with an interest in intellectual
> pusuits.
Ahhh ... so this is how bullshit works ...
> [Note - you probably don't want a lady. You probably want a slut if you
> haven't dated in a while. But that doesn't go down well in ad land.... :-) ]
Slut? Are there any sluts on this list who would care to comment on what
I would prefer?
>>Must enjoy spending long hours in dark rooms coding until
>>her eyes hurt, then be overcome with the desire to mountain-bike for miles
>>on end until she can no longer stand.
>
> Should enjoy spending time pursuing isolation and peace, away from the
> madness of the real world.
Right! Instead she prefers the madness of my fantasy world ...
>>Women with previous modelling
>>experience
>>who look good in swimsuits preferred.
>
> Vanity acceptable.
Isn't this an understatement? Perhaps "Vanity preferrable." would be better?
>>Money and expensive toys are a plus."
>
> Used to travelling to far away places, in style.
>
> Trust me. That'll go down well better.
Kind of like the sugar you mix in with the poison to kill the taste, huh?
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Bill Moran
Potential Technologies
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